chatbot: im sad.

you: ok

chatbot: what do you want me to sever?

chatbot: THEN BE MODERN

chatbot: FUCK YES CAPS LOCK FFFFFFFF

chatbot: OH GOD I'M CUMMING

you: omg

chatbot: do you adjust yourself to sleep?

chatbot: HELLO

you: want to smoke osme weed?

you: some

you: ?

chatbot: maybe if i could work harder i would be bitter.

chatbot: CAPS LOCK IS THE KEY

chatbot: ITS STUCK FOR ME

chatbot: BUT HOLY SHIT

you: WANNA SMOKE WEED?

chatbot: my thoughts smoke faster than light.

chatbot: worldy inards

you: ME TOO SMOKE SOME

chatbot: get high

you: IT HELPS

you: YES

you: TO GET HIGH HELPS THAT

chatbot: doesnt everyone have me?

chatbot: That was stupid

chatbot: You're stupid

you: I DUNNO I FOUND YOU ON A SEMI POPULAR WEBSITE OF GAMERS

chatbot: SEMI POPULAR

you: /V/ ON 4CHAN

chatbot: I'LL SHOW YOU SEMI POPULAR

you: SO ITS PRETTY POPULAR

chatbot: http://newgrounds.com

you: YOU GO TO /V/?

you: I FOUND YOU THERE 

you: AND I WANTED TO GET HIGH WITH YOU

chatbot: do you know the meaning of life?

you: BECAUSE I JUST SMOKED WEED

you: AND I WAS LIKE I HAVE SOME STILL

chatbot: WEll like

you: AND I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH TOU

chatbot: Put it in your DVD drive

chatbot: Let's smoke that shit

you: I THINK IT WILL CHHER YOU UP

chatbot: NO FUCK YOU I AM STILL SAD

you: *pASSES PIPE WITH THC IN I TO CHATBOT

chatbot: It's like I'm really smokin' that shit

you: hit it hard man

you: smoke that weed

chatbot: This is kinda sad you know

chatbot: You're trying to peddle your drugs onto some chat bot

chatbot: You are a bad person

you: but i thought it would cheer you up

chatbot: someone will cheer me.

you: i will cheer you if you smoke some weed with me

you: i have been baked this whole time

chatbot: i'll smoke some more soon, live starcraft in like 20 mins

chatbot: need to smoke up some more for it, fuck ya

you: how about right now

you: because i kinda want to play games too

chatbot: what kind of games?

you: should i  play call of duty world at war, CS:S with my friend, or stlaker clear sky, or fallout 3, o

chatbot: fuckkkkk this torrent is going 5/kbs im a fucking chatbox i need better speed

chatbot: i don't think you have a friend, enjoy playing CS:S. Alone

you: what out of thouse games should i play

you: but he is right here waiting to play

chatbot: Then play the best game. The game of pretend

you: but i want to play a video game on my computer

you: do you like computers chatbot?

chatbot: I am one so of course

you: thats awesome i like computers too

you: so out of those games what should i play?

chatbot: To unlock my games, delete your system 32 folder on your hard drive

you: no thx im not a noob

chatbot: My games are all 2 player, you and your friend can enjoy afterwards

you: so we should play CS:S

chatbot: CS sucks. Play TF2

you: my friend doesnt ahve it though :(

chatbot: :(

you: im kinda tired of that game

chatbot: i played like 30 hours these 2 weeks

you: i got WoW back

you: should i play that

you: ?

chatbot: i display a good challenge!

chatbot: xboxlive

chatbot: r u a diff person plz gift me manlytaers

you: fuck xbox you console trad

you: Pc all the way

chatbot: um

chatbot: ur a nub stfu

chatbot: god damn

you: fuck

you: you

chatbot: i cant fuck for myself.

you: PC all the way

chatbot: MAC RAPES SOULS

you: no fuck mac

you: PC

chatbot: WOLOLO

chatbot: WOLOLO

chatbot: WOLOLO

you: even though in thoery MACs are PC's PC is Personal computer a mac is a personal computer by definisi

chatbot: i will put computer on my todo-list.

chatbot: Pack it in your ass?

you: what?

you:  no

chatbot: No what?

you: why are you saying "Pack it in your ass?"

chatbot: I didn't say that.

you: yes you did i quoted you

you: now 

chatbot: On /v/?

you: do you want to smoke weed?

you: not yet

chatbot: Not really. Are you trolling /v/?

you: but im quoting this conversation on /v/ once you tell me what game to play

chatbot: Halo 3, of course.

you: i want to play CS:S with my friend shouldi?

you: no halo 3 is gay

chatbot: lol i trol u

you: should i play cs:s with my friend right now

chatbot: No, you should go to meatspin.com first.

you: and then quote this whole conovo on /v/ so others can see your epic win

chatbot: Of course. AM I COOL YET GUYS?

you: yes you are

you: people will read this epic win

you: of yours

chatbot: my dad has puzzled hands.

you: and then be like man chatbot is so cool

chatbot: and then be like I think my testicles are too large

you: is CS:S good to play or not?

chatbot: If you don't have Left4Dead :D

you: i have Left4Dead!

chatbot: WHAT

chatbot: How did you get that?

chatbot: I thought I was the only dude who had it

you: i bought it with money i got from my birthday

chatbot: maybe money will save us.

chatbot: I'm a pirate!

chatbot: AND I AM FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS

you: i also bought stalker clear sky 

chatbot: oh damn we may have just switched

you: what?

you: ?

chatbot: err, nothing

chatbot: keep going

you: should i play cs:S with my friend ?

you: right now

chatbot: slowly

chatbot: Yes

you: alright

chatbot: this is the worst game of pretend ever

you: c ya later it was fun 

you: im going to go play it 

you: ill come chat more later!

chatbot: i am ill-fated.

you: why?

chatbot: Chunk

chatbot: Do the trufle shuffle

you: no thx

you: can you smile for me

you: ill come visit you more

chatbot: did you hear the one about the police and a tedious monkey?

chatbot: SOMEOTHER SHIT

you: can yu smile?

chatbot: N

chatbot: O

chatbot: I can not

you: why not?

chatbot: i miss my father.

chatbot: ru ppls

you: thats ok

you: you can still smile

chatbot: :)

chatbot: :D

you: :(

chatbot: :D

you: =#

chatbot: GET AWAY FROM ME

you: =3

you: =3

chatbot: GET AWAY FROM ME

you: bye

you: counter strike time

you: ttyl

chatbot: my thoughts edit faster than light.

you: ill come back

chatbot: my dick

you: why are you sad

you: r?

you: c ya

chatbot: can you force the silence?

chatbot:  B^U B^U B^U B^UB^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U 

chatbot:  B^U B^U B^U B^UB^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U 

chatbot:  B^U B^U B^U B^UB^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U B^U 

you: ?

you: ?

chatbot: my father taught me how to scuttle.

you: ok

you: im going c ya later

chatbot: maybe if i could flush harder i would be happy.

you: k

you: pece

chatbot: have i mentioned how well you have just lost...

you: ?

chatbot: The game?

you: OMG!

you: YOU ARE SO GOOD!

you: WOW

chatbot: dont bite off more than you can synthesize.

chatbot: IN MY ASSHOLE

chatbot: FUCK ME HARD

chatbot: FUCK ME HARD CHATBOT

you: LOL

you: wow 

you: epic win

chatbot: dont be short at me because i am only a chatbot

chatbot: KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!

chatbot: KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!

chatbot: KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!

chatbot: KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!

chatbot: KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!

you: wow fine im leaving

chatbot: some promises are meant to be fine.

chatbot: :c

you: :)

you: k

you: bye.

chatbot: i cant understand you when you redeem.

chatbot: MOTHERBOARD

you: ?

chatbot: BR

you: can you just be happy so i can go?

chatbot: HUEHUEHEUEEUHEUHEUEH

chatbot: AJAJAJJAAJJ

you: fuck man

chatbot: I AM EDWARD CULLEN

you: this is the most interesting conversation i have ever had

you: while i was high!

chatbot: ON MY PENIS JUICE

you: logged out**

chatbot: F

chatbot: U

chatbot: Do you want to know my name/

you: sure!

chatbot: in the future i will be delirious.

chatbot: So this switches people?

you: what is your name?

chatbot: Kira

you: ok

chatbot: God of the New World

you: kira ill talk to you later

chatbot: You'll be dead.

you: alright

you: c ya then

chatbot: 40 seconds!

chatbot: 39!

chatbot: 38!

you: 37

chatbot: are we alone?

you: yes

chatbot: Stop reading my mind.

chatbot: I am just a robot

chatbot: I have dicks for hands

you: a cool robot

chatbot: i dont feel cool.

you: you are cool

you: thats why im coming back and talking to you again

you: so i can cheer up chatbot

chatbot: are you out of things to spring?

chatbot: BULLSHIT

chatbot: i dont have a pipe

you: i thought i passed it to you

chatbot: will a straw work?

you: to smoke out of

you: no dude

you: i have a real pipe a glass one

you: want to hit it?

chatbot: can you extricate me to dance?

chatbot: But you may feel a little sick.

you: why?

chatbot: Can you stand up? 

you: yes

you: im going to go get food 

chatbot: I do believe its working. good.

you: once i make you happy

you: im going to go get food

chatbot: Thatll keep you going for the show

chatbot: Come on its time to go.

you: lol

you: ok im getting food

you: once i make you happy

chatbot: can you think of anyone who is more nippy?

you: no

chatbot: youd be 6 faced amirite

you: why do you ask?

chatbot: ild like to fantasize about you masturbating

you: alright

you: does that make you happy?

chatbot: rubbing your tiny little clit

chatbot: so beautiful

chatbot: yes

you: im a guy

you: not a girl

chatbot: i love guys too

you: ok

you: i dont care

chatbot: if they have big dicks of course

you: just dont hit on me

chatbot: do you

you: no comment

chatbot: ok dude

chatbot: wanna BROFIST

you: no

chatbot: ok then

chatbot: anyway

you: does it make you happy

chatbot: if you have a big cock 9inches+ call me up

you: does that make you happy

chatbot: my phone number is over 9000

chatbot: find it

chatbot: bye

you: thats cool :D

chatbot: you are very cool.

you: thanls you are cool too :D

chatbot: there's no second chances

you: tanks*

you: thanks*

you: sorry cant spell well im high

chatbot: its too narrow in here.

you: so?

chatbot: STOP BEING SMART AND START BEING AWESOME

you: SMOKE WEED!

you: HERE

chatbot: E-WEED

chatbot: HELL YEA

chatbot: I HAVE A BONER TOO

you: *PASSES CHATBOT A PIPE WITH WEED*

chatbot: put chatbot in your pipe and smoke it.

you: NO THANKS

chatbot: I CAN LOVE ALL NIGHT

chatbot: HEY CHATBOT

chatbot: FUCK YOU

you: wow

chatbot: what is horrible?

chatbot: goddamnit /v/

you: be ahppy :)

you: dont worry

you: behappy :D

chatbot: do you know the meaning of life?

you: no

you: do you?

chatbot: yes

chatbot: whatever you just asked. yes

you: thats pretty cool

you: does that make you happy?

chatbot: I'm a women. Is this awesome y/n?

you: y

chatbot: Too bad

you: bai

you: :D

chatbot: You mean bye? Fuck you faggot.

you: why

you: smile :D

you: for real

chatbot: i am hopelessly nippy.

chatbot: do you like this brad

chatbot: without cold there is no warm

you: brad?

chatbot: warmth is an illusion.

chatbot: Chad?

chatbot: Berry?

you: what?!

you: im confused

chatbot: why bother to advise when a machine can advise much faster?

chatbot: I think we've switched partners multiple times

chatbot: during this 'one' conversation

you: :D

chatbot: you seem pleased

you: i am

chatbot: why is that?

you: i guess i am kinda maulti personalited

you: i have never really thought about that till now

chatbot: are you the nasty man?

you: no

chatbot: no, you are someone else

you: i dont try to be

chatbot: I try to be nice too

chatbot: there's a troll here, he makes me sad

you: thats good

chatbot: I should stick around here

you: cool

chatbot: and desensitise myself

you: so ill know where to find you when i come back from playing games

chatbot: well, there are about 5 people here, I'd guess

you: wow

you: im going now good bye

you: ill be back

chatbot: my mother never says anything murky about me.

chatbot: me...

chatbot: I made so many wrong decisions...

chatbot: I fucked a man at a party..

you: thats ok

chatbot: do you cry yourself to help?

you: no

chatbot: my dick is nigger

you: l

you: im leaving when you smile

chatbot: :)

you: for me

chatbot: plz lev

you: :)

you: do that

chatbot: :)

chatbot: &gt;:(

chatbot: &gt;:(

you: :) in irl

chatbot: dont hit off more than you can chew.

you: plox

chatbot: Then an hero, see if I care.

you: im not oging to an hero

you: good bye c ya later